Be prepared for people that might ask why you dress with the elegance of a sack of potatoes. They’re so practical, you can wear them anywhere, and the best thing is that you’ll look just like everyone else. How my ‘taste’ in the opposite sex developed since then ~ “mag Joost weten” ~ is the Dutch expression (“I don’t know.”) As always, perhaps a little off track: I SO remember that as I started to travel to high school, on the tram, here in Sydney, I went through a stage that I thought that none of the Australian girls were as attractive as the girls I’d loved in my primary school, in Gouda. Tips provided by expat women who have tried and failed.
Fear not ladies, in Amsterdam South there is an incredibly Shallow Man who always smiles when he sees an attractive lady in a pair of stilettos. Happy hunting.Life in the Netherlands Through the Eyes of a Sarcastic ExpatI let him have his balls and I am treated like a lady.They are the best example of that Dutch trait of wanting to be in control but not really knowing what to do once the gain the control they wanted. Ja! Would like to thank all of the ladies that were kind enough to share your tales of dating woe with me. A Dutch woman wearing makeup is like a black man playing Sinterklaas, apparently it happens, but I’ve never seen it. 53% of Dutch men prefer women to wear as little makeup as possible. Meisjes……..” I admit. Or to relax. Well they also prefer women’s breasts in small sizes as well. But then, the girl whom I “fell” for, not long afterwards was from Hungary (where there had been a revolution) and, while I’m on this couch: I spotted her across the room at a birthday party for one of the fellow pupils at “Heartbreak High” (Then still the real Maroubra Bay High School) BECAUSE, she reminded me of a female cousin back in Gouda – but then with very dark hair! But holy shit buddy, you call others fickle while making statements like this?Here’s a question for all you ladies. The results actually confirmed many of the things that are as obvious and predictable as a group of Dutch women sitting outside a cafe smoking in sub-zero temperatures.The Amsterdam Confessions of a Shallow Man No matter where I go in the world, I can spot a Dutch woman immediately. Far from it. 5 Differences Between Dutch and American GirlsThe Shallow Man has read the survey, and has drawn a number of conclusions from the results that will help you (if you’re interested) in knowing how to attract Dutch men.I hope the above will assist you in your quest to capture a Dutch man. Another finding was that the cold blooded Dutch male takes a view that lingerie is ok, but not strictly necessary.
Ja! I meant hare, pubic hair distresses the majority of Dutch men. You should approach them as they are generally shocked to have men come up and talk to them. I thought this was a human thing. )The final point I’ll highlight from the survey appears to contradict all available evidence and common sense. Kind of confused as to why you’re dating a Dutch woman.Firstly, the Shallow Man would like to apologise to all the Dutch women who he’s made fun of for wearing what I like to describe as dangerously flat shoes. Apparently even in So I was pleased to finally have some evidence to back up what both I and many of my readers have been saying for some time about Dutch men from no other than the magazine of the highly respected Dutch newspaper Hahaha so the Dutch men are EXACTLY my cup of tea!Copyright © 2020 Simon Woolcot Amsterdam Shallow Man Another finding was that the cold blooded Dutch male takes a view that lingerie is ok, but not strictly necessary. It’s not their fault, they actually don’t know any better. Or a halibut or turbotDating a Dutch Man, Seven Deadly Mistakes to AvoidI recently broke up with a half Dutch guy who was half Eastern European and his taste was: high heels, sexy outfit, prominent makeup, lingerie, curves, sleek hair.if you like our Facebook fanpage, you can read everyday such amazing stories.Dutch Tolerance Political Correctness and Racism in the Netherlands“ridiculous demands and expectations” again is this not a human thing? The results of this survey were apparently a surprise to the editorial team at the Volkskrant who are obviously not readers of my blog. Practice your excuses. Now I understand why they habitually wear these, keeping their feet firmly close to the ground. Dating with Dutch men requires a similar amount of preparation to avoid disappointment.I cycle a lot so I have a little bit of tan, I don’t look like a corpse if I fall asleep on the train. You can go straight from working in the garden, to a one night stand, then onto work the next day in your trusty, well worn jeans. You would I hope carry out some research about the habits of your prey, and then strike with knowledge about how best to bring down your target. Sadly it’s still relatively common for immature, sad men, to call out rude comments to women on the street. It’s a good way to stop men coming on to them. Like me saying I will never date again a German guy because they are stupid just for one bad guy who cheated on me, and I thought they were honest people always!